1. (Source: toptumbles, via daily-viral)

  2. (Source: thefrogman)

  3. "A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples???” , “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey - its not that hard."

    - (via art-or-porn)

    (via art-or-porn)

  10. I want to explore the world with 2 things in my hands:

    losmacarras:

    A camera on one hand:

    And your hand holding the other one:

    2

    (Source: superglenntot, via itsnotovertonight)

  11. xratedshow: you dont have to be a trendsetter to be HEALTHY. also, she wears make up, does her hair, how is taking care of your body any different from that? she just sounds stupid. oh and way to make those couch potatoes feel even more motivated to lose weight….

    xratedshow:

    you dont have to be a trendsetter to be HEALTHY.

    also, she wears make up, does her hair, how is taking care of your body any different from that?

    she just sounds stupid.

    oh and way to make those couch potatoes feel even more motivated to lose weight….

    (via adolescentlusttt)

  13. lickystickypickyme: This is the worst crime ever.

    lickystickypickyme:

    This is the worst crime ever.

    (Source: lickystickypickywe)

  15. i want this fucking life to end

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